The Cayon Alliance Representer of NSC SPPLU Representative is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.874 billion Splodiluians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saplepacau. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Splodiluian economy, worth 522 trillion Nulcranis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,032 Nulcranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. NSC SPPLU Representative's national animal is the Avren Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

NSC SPPLU Representative is ranked 131,509^th in the world and 20^th in Sub Pacific for Safest, scoring 70.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.