The Guinea Pig Gang of Obrimenja Hamster Division is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Warden Aura with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.382 billion Obrimenja Hamster Divisionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guinea Pig Citadel. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Obrimenja Hamster Divisionian economy, worth 98.0 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,144 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obrimenja Hamster Division's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Guinea Pigs.

Obrimenja Hamster Division is ranked 90,172^nd in the world and 106^th in The Middle Pacific for Safest, scoring 86.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.