The Nomadic Peoples of Olde Delaware Jr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 14.237 billion Olde Delaware Jrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olde Delaware Jrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion straitjackets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,647 straitjackets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, refugees from other nations are flocking to Olde Delaware Jr's border, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olde Delaware Jr's national animal is the crazy ivan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Olde Delaware Jr is ranked 10,633^rd in the world and 85^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,862.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.