The Republic of Orphan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reddy The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.623 billion Orphanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delhi. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orphanian economy, worth 209 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,256 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, Orphan's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, and 90% of active duty OAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orphan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Orphan is ranked 217,957^th in the world and 954^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.