The People's Republic of Peking Zhongguo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Qiao Shi with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 11.419 billion Chinese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Chinese economy, worth 355 trillion Chinese Renminbi ¥s a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,147 Chinese Renminbi ¥s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peking Zhongguo's national animal is the Giant Panda Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Peking Zhongguo is ranked 166,655^th in the world and 47^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Fattest Citizens, with 9.78 Obesity Rate.