The United Sovereignties of Pizzaifica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Picola pizzaia with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.856 billion Doughboys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teigenburg. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pizzanian economy, worth 100 trillion Aesmarks a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,353 Aesmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All alcohol is banned, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown. Pizzaifica's national animal is the Ginger my dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

Pizzaifica is ranked 39,948^th in the world and 28^th in Aesica for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,115.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.