The Federal Republic of Primexia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Kyra Starr with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.546 billion Primexians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primexian economy, worth 369 trillion Solaris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,105 Solaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primexia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Primexia is ranked 27,891^st in the world and 442^nd in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 109.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.