The Sindicato Nacional del Crime of Prybourne is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Doña Griselda Alacrán with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.824 billion Prybourneans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulencia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Prybournean economy, worth a remarkable 5,279 trillion Pentes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 221,583 Pentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, the military has gone fission for more funding, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown. Prybourne's national animal is the White Java Sparrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Prybourne is ranked 318,713^th in the world and 81^st in Anteria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -16.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.