The Commune of Ramelia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Speaker Vouina Gelava with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.306 billion Ramelians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramelion. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ramelic economy, worth a remarkable 3,971 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,945 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Ramelic Values' advise against being proud of Ramelia, the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Ramelic grocery store. Crime is totally unknown. Ramelia's national animal is the rufous hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phusechina.

Ramelia is ranked 306,945^th in the world and 2,178^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.