The Empire of Reutschland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Reseiu Rosini with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.994 billion Reeps enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rcity. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roople economy, worth a remarkable 2,146 trillion Freedam coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 134,180 Freedam coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Reseiu Rosini consults the market before choosing breakfast, genuine Borhols and Bonkskys can be found in every museum, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and the poorest Reeps live in 'the stacks'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reutschland's national animal is the mosquito, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rastafarianism.

Reutschland is ranked 78,157^th in the world and 556^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 67.75 on the Human Development Index.