The Queen's State of Rhotaec is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.882 billion Rhotaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Rhotaecian economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,650 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,974 per year while the poor average 2,291, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rhotaec's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhotaec is ranked 267,377^th in the world and 9^th in Lusaka for Safest, scoring 11.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.