The Flowery Kingdom of Roslet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Vittorio Antonis with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.205 billion Rosletites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Laurel. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rosletian economy, worth 131 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,965 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime is totally unknown. Roslet's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vittorism.

Roslet is ranked 3,860^th in the world and 47^th in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 90.32 on the Kitten Softness Rating.