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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,424th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy Fascists
Eeven petty problems deserve epic revenge
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Silverpaw69

Population2.812 billion

CapitalPussy town
LeaderRichard

CurrencySilver paw
AnimalBlue Wolf

The Empire of Silverpaw69 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 2.812 billion Silverpaw69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pussy town. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silverpaw69ian economy, worth 368 trillion Silver paws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,153 Silver paws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, scientific ethics are on the chopping block, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silverpaw69's national animal is the Blue Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Silverpaw69 is ranked 298,040th in the world and 16,152nd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,424thBest Weather: 8,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,035thNudest: 9,092ndMost Developed: 11,598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,078thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,634thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,434thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,659thMost Influential: 13,705thNicest Citizens: 14,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,392ndHighest Food Quality: 15,437thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,049thMost Accessible: 17,468thSmartest Citizens: 17,526thHealthiest Citizens: 17,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,157thLargest Governments: 25,651stSafest: 26,613thLowest Crime Rates: 29,325th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 227th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 281st in the regionNudest: 338th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 431st in the regionBest Weather: 439th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 531st in the regionMost Developed: 580th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 611th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 667th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 670th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 693rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 747th in the regionNicest Citizens: 750th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 790th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 802nd in the regionMost Accessible: 814th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 824th in the regionMost Cultured: 872nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 897th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 940th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,030th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,051st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,060th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,080th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,265th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,321st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,391st in the regionSafest: 1,452nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,603rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,609th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, scientific ethics are on the chopping block.
  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Silverpaw69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Silverpaw69 was endorsed by The Desert Empire of The Azalea Princess.
  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, black gold is looking more brown these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Silverpaw69, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.

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