The Federation of Smithstopia is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.122 billion Smithstopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smithstopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,925 trillion Mozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 375,224 Mozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, and the past is set in stone. Crime is totally unknown. Smithstopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smithstopia is ranked 720^th in the world and 2^nd in Gay for Highest Poor Incomes, with 315,486.86 Standard Monetary Units.