The United Kingdom of Western Weassey is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Zorch with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.785 billion Western Weasseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwike. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Western Weasseyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,264 trillion Wolf Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 313,628 Wolf Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Zorch can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Weassey's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Weassey is ranked 894^th in the world and 4^th in Gay for Most Developed, scoring 98.67 on the Human Development Index.