The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Jane Fisher with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.603 billion Cachard Calians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbiana. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cachard Calian economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion gaylis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,015 gaylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most recent election was a close race between Jane Fisher and Jane Fisher, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, a glyph of Jane Fisher is worth a thousand letters, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cachard Calia's national animal is the Queer Democratic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Cachard Calia is ranked 300,143^rd in the world and 65^th in Gay for Fattest Citizens, with 4.5 Obesity Rate.