The Sernetian Governorate of Solotoria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Solotoria Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.902 billion Solotorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solotorisen. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong Solotorian economy, worth 198 trillion Metrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 68,438 Metrons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Solotoria's national animal is the Solotorian Splidge.

Solotoria is ranked 98,148^th in the world and 23^rd in Metrop0litan Union for Fattest Citizens, with 11.35 Obesity Rate.