The Democratic Republic of Sorg fpopl is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by banana with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.24 billion minion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of banana city. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient minion economy, worth 414 trillion BananaBills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 127,873 BananaBills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorg fpopl's national animal is the the banana owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is banana.

Sorg fpopl is ranked 274,545^th in the world and 16,102^nd in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 86.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.