The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 44.232 billion Dalimbari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 6,214 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,501 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Dalimbari selfishness, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalist Path.

Dalimbar is ranked 5,596^th in the world and 82^nd in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,841.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.