The United Kingdom of Suricata is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 193 million Suricatans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Suricatan economy, worth 9.92 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,409 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,113 per year while the poor average 4,143, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

"Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, not all rivers run to the sea, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Eagle hunting institutions, and meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suricata's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Suricata is ranked 220,028^th in the world and 146^th in Benigtopia for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.