The Benevolent Empire of Terasvia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Bob with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.429 billion Terasvians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breft. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Terasvian economy, worth 236 trillion Slightly Crumpled Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,848 Slightly Crumpled Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,454 per year while the poor average 15,585, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Terasvia has designated Breft as its capital city, Bobism has been named as Terasvia's national religion, and King Bob has just been declared ruler of Terasvia in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Terasvia's national animal is the Debilitated Chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Bobism.

Terasvia is ranked 23,453^rd in the world and 1^st in Fort Knox for Fattest Citizens, with 15.85 Obesity Rate.