The Mercenary Republic of Texeclave is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Moses Browning with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.858 billion Texeclaveans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texeclave City. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Texeclavean economy, worth 466 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,204 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, wandering Texeclaveans are known for their one-track minds, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime is totally unknown. Texeclave's national animal is the Deathclaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Texeclave is ranked 33,382^nd in the world and 98^th in Concord for Highest Poor Incomes, with 71,001.77 Standard Monetary Units.