The Eastern Orthodox Theocracy of The Great Foreign Islands is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by His Holiness Patriarch Photius II with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 5.322 billion Foreignians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isa-Iem-Masih. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foreignish economy, worth 552 trillion tenges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,870 tenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Foreign Islands's national animal is the salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

The Great Foreign Islands is ranked 278,852^nd in the world and 56^th in Union of Christian Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 6.25 Obesity Rate.