The Federal Republic of The Russian Federations is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Vladimir Putin with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 17.537 billion Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The thriving Russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,846 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,292 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Russian Federations's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Shirleyism.

The Russian Federations is ranked 8,691^st in the world and 8^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 121 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.