The Fraestat of The Tirol Region is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Ulrike with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 9.694 billion Tiroleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tirolese economy, worth 969 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,061 Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and the latest superhero movie features a caped marmot with adamantium claws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tirol Region's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Tirol Region is ranked 11,546^th in the world and 227^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,455.14 pounds of wildlife per square mile.