by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,225thMost Influential: 1,962ndBest Weather: 3,463rd
The Lore of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself
Ebeziah Muji
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.06 billion

LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines


The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.06 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,450 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Ebeziah Muji and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, there's never enough space in space, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 198,658th in the world and 9,681st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,225thMost Influential: 1,962ndTop
Best Weather: 3,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,083rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,468thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,812thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,276thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,384thNicest Citizens: 7,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,913thSafest: 8,025thMost Pacifist: 8,073rdMost Cultured: 8,172ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,617thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,793rdMost Developed: 8,814thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,805thMost Inclusive: 10,183rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,713thSmartest Citizens: 11,565thHighest Economic Output: 11,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,486thMost Efficient Economies: 14,129thLargest Governments: 14,602ndMost Income Equality: 20,232ndLargest Populations: 20,463rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 162nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 195th in the regionBest Weather: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 215th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 235th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 338th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 360th in the regionLargest Populations: 375th in the regionMost Cultured: 409th in the regionNicest Citizens: 422nd in the regionSafest: 426th in the regionMost Pacifist: 439th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 457th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 473rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 477th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 484th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 511th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 513th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 530th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 544th in the regionMost Inclusive: 581st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 627th in the regionLargest Governments: 673rd in the regionMost Influential: 695th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 708th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 794th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 976th in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,009th in the region

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