The Democratic Republic of Tosler is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Liam Ossoff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.284 billion Toslerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Toslerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,116 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,467 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime is totally unknown. Tosler's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Tosler is ranked 2,078^th in the world and 7^th in Gay for Most Developed, scoring 97.95 on the Human Development Index.