The Socio-Utilitarian Democracy of Ulyde is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Jeuna Netasdot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.672 billion Ulydians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onvart. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ulydian economy, worth 439 trillion Yurens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,553 Yurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ulyde's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Ulyde is ranked 268,546^th in the world and 942^nd in Carcassonne for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.