The Kingdom of Faradova is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Swag Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.31 billion Faradovans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karaganda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Faradovan economy, worth 855 trillion Faradovan Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,596 Faradovan Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the crispy fried liver of an eagle is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Faradova's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Faradova is ranked 126,474^th in the world and 600^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 71.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.