The Most Serene Republic of Oasaria is a huge, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 435 million Oasarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasa. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oasarian economy, worth 29.7 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,178 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oasaria's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oasaria is ranked 14,186^th in the world and 217^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 117.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.