The Kingdom of Greater Sus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Leopold I with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.563 billion Susarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wrislo. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Susarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Krestes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,430 Krestes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in King Leopold I's bedroom, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and tabloids coo over King Leopold I's expected child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Sus's national animal is the Susarian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Maranchoism.

Greater Sus is ranked 5,926^th in the world and 97^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 128.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.