The Lizard of Untecna is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Teccy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.48 billion Untecnans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Big Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Untecnan economy, worth a remarkable 5,874 trillion dragonpieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,805 dragonpieces, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

There'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Untecna's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Untecna is ranked 299,348^th in the world and 547^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 4.71 Obesity Rate.