The Unitary Republic of XXURBANXX is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Censor Jean Mikhai with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.316 billion Urbani are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Açenoi. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Urbanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,941 trillion Urbani Leis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,580 Urbani Leis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, there's nothing more Urbanian than revanchism, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XXURBANXX's national animal is the White Swift, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

XXURBANXX is ranked 278,816^th in the world and 13^th in New Lacia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.24 Obesity Rate.