The State of Zimonians is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 917 million Zimonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zimoniansburg. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zimonian economy, worth 80.3 trillion dragoons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,531 dragoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has more friends than ever before, solid-gold toilets are Zimonian prisons' least expensive furnishings, raccoons are plump and satiated, and the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimonians's national animal is the big ahh dragon flying faster than light, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zimonians is ranked 179,578^th in the world and 1,038^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 697 billion Standard Monetary Units.