The Democratic States of Zombodice is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zombo with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.354 billion Zombodiceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaia. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zombodicean economy, worth a remarkable 7,741 trillion Gaia Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,030 Gaia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zombodiceans firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, the most recent election was a close race between Zombo and Zombo, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about. Crime is totally unknown. Zombodice's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Powerful Zombo.

Zombodice is ranked 1,841^st in the world and 75^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 202.53 quips per hour.