General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Desert of Death Valleyz
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Desert of Death Valleyz
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, The Graveyard, Kandahar, The Desert, Utah, Salt Lake, Guinea Kiribati, and Meadow.
Desert contains 8 nations, the 2,100th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Black Market in desert
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
As a region, desert is ranked 1,930th in the world for Largest Black Market.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Zvetlana | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “babai...” | |
| 2. | The Desert of Death Valleyz | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “california redemption” | |
| 3. |  The Dromedary Camel of Bronze Camel | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Running the lengths of deserts” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Np 39 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Puppet 39” | |
| 5. |  The Desert Town of Shelter Valley | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Earthquake Valley” | |
| 6. |  The Ecosystem of Anza-Borrego Desert State Park | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Desert Living!” | |
| 7. |  The Desert Colony of The Tamarisk Grove Campground | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Desert Camping” | |
| 8. |  The Isle of Talismantia | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Akhdus, Distsiplin, Arbet” |
Regional Happenings
- : The Dromedary Camel of Bronze Camel arrived from Osiris.
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The Republic of Np 39 arrived from Osiris.
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The Islamic Republic of Kelvenya departed this region for Middle East.
- : The Islamic Republic of Kelvenya arrived from Osiris.
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The Republic of Khadishtan departed this region for Mikrucka Valley and other regions.
- : The Republic of Khadishtan arrived from Communitas.
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The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese departed this region for Des Moines.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese arrived from Dessert.
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The Fdration of Australian rePublic of the region Regionless proposed constructing embassies.
- : Jaredtown and jathanered of the region Antisipation Refounded proposed constructing embassies.
Desert Regional Message Board
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Death Valleyz, Elsiar, Featured airways, Star horde, and 1 otherPuppet State 777
As a train pulls into the Desert train station, an announcement is made.
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*Now arriving at Desert station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor 
FRE Train Conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*
When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''
The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Desert station to the next station.
Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
Coach Class (Dead Region)
Death Valleyz, Elsiar, Featured airways, Star horde, and 1 otherPuppet State 777
sand
strewn thinly above the surface
the sun blazing over the high mountains
the rivers evaporating
the salt being left behind
and when everything rots away
you still have sand to eat!!1111
Death Valleyz, The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Star horde, and 1 otherPuppet State 777
Happy feature day!
Death Valleyz, The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Star horde, and 2 othersPuppet State 777, and South danube
FA flight 935 has landed at Desert International airport! The local time is 5:09 PM. We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!
Death Valleyz, Elsiar, The Featured Region Express, Star horde, and 1 otherPuppet State 777
Truth
The Featured Region Express, Star horde, and Puppet State 777
Congratulations on being featured!!
Death Valleyz, The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Star horde, and 1 otherPuppet State 777
In the deserts of Africa lies creatures you may only see in photos like-
*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Desert*
What some meat 🍖?
Death Valleyz, The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Star horde, and 1 otherPuppet State 777
A huge shape appears on the horizon, glowing faintly. It slowly gets closer and closer until it is hovering above today's featured region, desert.
Suddenly, a flurry of small aircraft descends on desert, bringing goods to trade from the many places that The wad has visited.
They also bring a gift for Death Valleyz, a giant eraser with the words "Congrats on becoming a featured region and remember, avoid having small pieces of eraser shavings."
Later in the day, The Wad departs, headed to The Six Counties of Ulster to further trade goods. On behalf of Waddy Mac Waddface, until we meet again!
Death Valleyz, The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Star horde, and 1 otherPuppet State 777
you can call this africa if you so shall but be reminded that the desert is everywhere
and you will have to eat sand and cactus
if you are lucky, then you get salt.
Death Valleyz, The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, and Puppet State 777
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