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Esquarium RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Iglesian archipelago

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 59th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356th Most Advanced Public Education: 420th+28
Largest Black Market: 437th Most Subsidized Industry: 488th Most Rebellious Youth: 554th Largest Welfare Programs: 581st Fattest Citizens: 653rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 781st Nudest: 823rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 833rd Largest Publishing Industry: 853rd Most Corrupt Governments: 882nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,018th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,020th Largest Governments: 1,154th Most Avoided: 1,173rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,182nd Highest Economic Output: 1,244th Most Cultured: 1,315th Nicest Citizens: 1,493rd Most Secular: 1,512th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,614th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,740th Smartest Citizens: 1,762nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,792nd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,841st Most Beautiful Environments: 1,972nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,984th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,069th Most Inclusive: 2,256th
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Welcome, friends. Unfortunately, after six glorious years, Esquarium is no more. This region is being maintained by Ainin as a memorial to the great times we've had together and to the friendships we've made. Thanks for everything.


Welcome to Esquarium, a modern-tech, closed-world roleplaying and worldbuilding region, bringing you six years of fun, activity and insanity. And we're not going anywhere. Sign up here!

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    Welcome to Esquarium!

    MetaReference by Ainin . 590 reads.

Embassies: Greater Dienstad, Aeia, Anteria, Paradoxia, Ordis, Nova, Kylaris, Tiandi, Gay, The Allied Republics, Groland, The Czech Republic, Atlantis, Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions, The Luxan Empire, The Western Isles, and 1 other.Teremara.

Tags: Featured, Founderless, Human-Only, Map, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Offsite Chat, Password, Role Player, Serious, Social, and Sports.

Regional Power: Moderate

Esquarium contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Insurance Industry in Esquarium

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

As a region, Esquarium is ranked 22,072nd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic Republic of Independent Socialist CanadaLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“A Mari Usque ad Mare”
2.The Emirate of SeelostoysInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“The End of All Things”
3.The Dead nation of AininLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“haha yes”
4.The Dominion of HydroreactiveIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Hydra controls the hydroreactive”

Regional Happenings


Esquarium Regional Message Board

Conpatria wrote:Hi. Is this place still on? I submitted an app since I saw a few players from my old region here.


Come join us in Kylaris, though.


Luziyca wrote:Nope.

Come join us in Kylaris, though.

Lol, okay then!

Damn, what happened?

Arumdaum wrote:Damn, what happened?

I'd be quite interested in finding out as well.

Damn, what happened?

Whoa, wtf happened?

Post self-deleted by Luziyca.

Independent Socialist Canada wrote:Whoa, wtf happened?

I think my account of the fall of Esq here ( is probably the best explanation you can get.

Luziyca wrote:I think my account of the fall of Esq here ( is probably the best explanation you can get.

Thank you for sharing.

Well Robbie's got a brand new girlfriend
She's got a script for pills
These here man they're the good ones
Counting those ten dollar bills

What Mama don't know won't hurt her
That's what he'd always say
He's going down to Bossier City
He's gonna drink his cares away

Robbie's got a thousand dollars
That's more than the saw mills paying
Lucy she's at her mamas
But he'll lose it all today

He's got a thousand dollars
That's just some gasoline
You know that boy well he can gamble
Like you ain't never seen

What Mama don't know won't hurt her
That's what he'd always say
He's going down to Bossier City
He's gonna drink his cares away

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