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Malphe RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Horsell

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,494th
World Factbook Entry

Malphe's storage region for puppets that don't really belong anywhere else. Leave your cats at the door.

~My jump point is Meat Rack~

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    Pretty Star Flags

    AccountCulture by Malphe . 46 reads.

  2. 104

    Library of Uppercut Memes

    AccountMilitary by Malphe . 1,403 reads.

  3. 53

    Library of the RMB's Decadence

    AccountDrama by Malphe . 1,240 reads.

  4. 9

    Endotarting Quickly in the North Pacific

    MetaReference by Malphe . 140 reads.

  5. 32

    Thoughts on a great many nations in no particular pattern nor order

    BulletinOpinion by Malphe . 582 reads.

  6. 13


    AccountOther by Lotion Empire . 194 reads.

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Embassies: Yuno, Bobberino, Zazumo, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, United Alliance of Conservative Nations, Shrayan Bose, The Great Universe, Plum Island, Vincent Drake, Australia, August, Altino, Harem of Awesome, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, and 7 others.Kyorgia puppet storage, Kurnugia, Birb, Bowzin, The Good Place, Vamperion, and Miss Bad Life Choices.

Tags: Anime, Casual, Founderless, Puppet Storage, and Small.

Malphe contains 10 nations, the 1,494th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in Malphe

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, Malphe is ranked 13,071st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Monitor of 031 Exuberant WitnessAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Are you shooting at me? How invigorating!”
2.The Monitor of 343 Guilty SparkNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Unacceptable! Absolutely Unacceptable!”
3.The Nomadic Peoples of Quietpush28Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“42”
4.The Principality of Malphe VIIIScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Rat's the point?”
5.The Empire of Vamperion 34Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Man, some just want to watch your world burn”
6.The Republic of RB105Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Another Red Back Puppet :p”
7.The Saviour of Mankind of Jesus HimselfInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Or herself, I'm open minded”
8.The Empire of Alamo Lake SPIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Phoenix is a cool fenda! ... right?”
9.The Empire of Malphe SkollvaldrCorporate Police State Halliburton“INTIMIDATING MOUSE”
10.The Space Odyssey of 2001Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“A Space Odyssey”

Regional Happenings


Malphe Regional Message Board

A Flying Turtle wrote: a flying turtle slowly flies over Malphe

Relatively sure that isn't how turtles work but OK

Horsell wrote:Relatively sure that isn't how turtles work but OK

Hush Malphe. It's not like koalas talk either.


is this a violation of the rules

Inner govornia

The Worst of Influences wrote:is this a violation of the rules

Okay remove my WFE and replace it, sure I can allow that, but this is beyond a vandalization.

Jazzy dinoium

[color=#FF0000]Malphe's storage region for puppets that don't really belong anywhere else. Leave your cats at the- come on in crazy cat ladies![/color]

A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.

A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.

[color=darkred]Raided by:[/color] [color=red]Lily[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]The North Pacific Army[/color]

Felis silvestris caucasica

translation: hewwo

Malphe vii

Felis silvestris caucasica wrote:Meow!
translation: hewwo


Felis silvestris caucasica

Sakurisa iii

I have come to steal your cheese. Also, this puppet needed somewhere to go



[pre][color=#7B68EE]Trieltics brought the starry night down so you may experience its wonder for yourself.

Total number of stars brought down: 536[/color][pre]

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