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Today's World Census Report
The Least Corrupt Governments in Malphe
World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.
As a region, Malphe is ranked 13,071st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Monitor of 031 Exuberant Witness||Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society||“Are you shooting at me? How invigorating!”|
|2.||The Monitor of 343 Guilty Spark||New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy||“Unacceptable! Absolutely Unacceptable!”|
|3.||The Nomadic Peoples of Quietpush28||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“42”|
|4.||The Principality of Malphe VIII||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal||“Rat's the point?”|
|5.||The Empire of Vamperion 34||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Man, some just want to watch your world burn”|
|6.||The Republic of RB105||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Another Red Back Puppet :p”|
|7.||The Saviour of Mankind of Jesus Himself||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Or herself, I'm open minded”|
|8.||The Empire of Alamo Lake SP||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Phoenix is a cool fenda! ... right?”|
|9.||The Empire of Malphe Skollvaldr||Corporate Police State Halliburton||“INTIMIDATING MOUSE”|
|10.||The Space Odyssey of 2001||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“A Space Odyssey”|
- : Embassy cancelled between Trieltics and Malphe.
- : The aivintis 7th crown battalion ceased to exist.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem resigned as d of Malphe.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem abolished the region's flag.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem ordered the closure of embassies between Malphe and Trieltics.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem lost WA Delegate status.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem appointed The Colony of Desperation Totem as d with authority over Appearance, Communications, and Embassies in Malphe.
- : The Colony of Desperation Totem dismissed The Republic of Oaks 186 as Halloooooo of Malphe.
Malphe Regional Message Board
Okay remove my WFE and replace it, sure I can allow that, but this is beyond a vandalization.
[color=#FF0000]Malphe's storage region for puppets that don't really belong anywhere else. Leave your cats at the- come on in crazy cat ladies![/color]
A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.
[color=darkred]Raided by:[/color] [color=red]Lily[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]The North Pacific Army[/color]
Why am I here