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Governor: The Federal Republic of Balakana

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Federal Republic of Balakana

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Nudest: 1,334th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,068th Highest Food Quality: 2,203rd+10
Most Secular: 2,347th Rudest Citizens: 2,399th Most Nations: 2,412th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,428th Largest Retail Industry: 2,704th Smartest Citizens: 2,845th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,880th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,901st Most Cultured: 3,098th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,109th
World Factbook Entry

The farty region returns! Fart freely and openly! TOOOOOOT!

We believe in freedom and open farting!!

We welcome all nations: liberal, centrist, and conservative because everybody farts!

Please join the WA and endorse Balakana, so they can advocate for our glorious region in the WA!

“Fart freely and often.” - George Washington


Embassies: The Embassy, Pontbridge Islands, The Nationstates Grocery Store, Pecan Sandies, Scammington, The Tolotai Pact, South Mindanao Republic, Guinea Kiribati, True Waskaria, Antisipation Refounded, Regio, Fredonia, Starland, Grand Midistan, The Realm Of Farts, Miracle Musical, and 3 others.Bus Stop, The Treasure Hunters, and Realm of Dogs.

Tags: Democratic, Egalitarian, Industrial, LGBT, Liberal, Libertarian, Parody, Regional Government, Security Council, Silly, Small, Snarky, and 1 other.World Assembly.

Methanium contains 7 nations, the 2,412th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Methanium

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Methanium is ranked 5,325th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of ObesitaliaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Keep eating!”
2.The Incorporated States of ButtercaketopiaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We give you food, so EAT!!”
3.The Protectorate of Berlin NortheastInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Keep moving, fatty!”
4.The Federation of FasticiaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Live captive or die”
5.The Republic of FartnationNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Fart freely”
6.The Democratic Republic of BlaktodlandInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“May the world be peaceful”
7.The Federal Republic of BalakanaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Stay Sexy”

Regional Happenings

  • : Embassy cancelled between Otoh Gunga and Methanium.
  • : Symbobo ceased to exist.
  • : Fentsylvania ceased to exist.
  • : Oceaniclia ceased to exist.
  • : North halifax ceased to exist.
  • : Embassy cancelled between Onionland and Methanium.
  • : Awerlux megacorp ceased to exist.
  • : The Secretariat of The Embassy 3 of the region The Embassy 3 proposed constructing embassies.
  • : Embassy established between Methanium and Realm of Dogs.
  • : Embassy established between Bus Stop and Methanium.

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Methanium Regional Message Board

Hey Patriotic Toots, how’s everyone doing today!!!

I’m about to release our first poll, I’m excited for everyone’s participation!

Also join the WA and endorse me for Delegate, so I can advocate for our region further in the WA!

Hey my gassy fellas, I’m ready to fart my BOOTY off!! 💨

Balakana wrote:Hey Patriotic Toots, how’s everyone doing today!!!

I’m about to release our first poll, I’m excited for everyone’s participation!

Also join the WA and endorse me for Delegate, so I can advocate for our region further in the WA!

Go vote in our poll! page=poll/p=327350

Hey gassy buds, what’s up?

Let’s discuss our current poll: page=poll/p=327350

I think Donnie is the gassiest leader right now.

We know he smells bad and everyone around him says so. He has no manners so I bet he rips them like crazy.

I feel like Emmanuel Macron lowkey might be second though…

New poll 🤭

page=poll/p=327426

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