The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.87 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,349 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 463,115 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 514^th in the world and 11^th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 47,394.06 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.