The Republic of Oreo States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.256 billion Oreo Statesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,011 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 302,590 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 284,189^th in the world and 5,376^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.