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Vote for Slab
It says to Vote for 
Concrete Slab.
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Pagrosse, and Klysevia
You should do that!
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Pagrosse, and Klysevia
I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play of the fool
No, I don't like you
I don't like your perfect crime
How you laugh when you lie
You said the gun was mine
Isn't cool, no, I don't like you
But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time
I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me-
Welcome back to my world, children. By now, we all know how these elections work, yes? The candidates make their positions known, court your votes, and we see where everything lands as the polls go on. It is a time honoured tradition, and one that I am quite pleased to take part in again. However, on occasion there can be nastiness in these elections. Tomfoolery! Rudeness! Some may say it is politics as usual, that it is the duty of politicians to denigrate one another in order to take out the competition.
Shall we begin at . . . the beginning? Good. As some of you may know, I am the longest serving Local Councillor in TSP history, having so far held a seat at the table for five terms. I possess the experience required to be a Councillor as well as a clear record of success in improving the RMB from where it was in my first term. Under my leadership and in cooperation with my esteemed colleagues across the many iterations of the Council I have endured, trolls and spammers have been quelled in record numbers, with thorough and effective safeguards against these evils being put in place to make TSP a safer community for us all to thrive in. Even such scourges as Amerion have been contained through my expertise and unrivalled skill.
Now we shall proceed with what you have all been waiting for: my platform and list of reasons to vote for me. I am a woman of principles. I have a core set of beliefs that you can be assured I will pursue with all possible power in your name. Promises and programmes that will make our beautiful gameside stronger and more robust than ever before! See, my sweet chickadees? I shall provide for you things you never knew you needed. Let the charade commence! Because I love my voters -
A truly terrible thing. Either think through your post carefully to add what you want to be in your post before posting, bother to edit your post, or simply wait for someone else to post. There is no reason to double post and it is a prime tool of spammers that is all-too-often taken advantage of. If elected, I will discuss with my fellow Councillors the process of strengthening our laws against this scourge.
Hideous creatures, foully polluting the cultural purity of our fair board. It is absolutely unacceptable that we should provide safe harbour to these criminals and miscreants who would seek to disrupt our pleasant and peaceful way of life.
Rest assured that with Auphelia on the Local Council, vigilance and ruthlessness will be key aspects of my tenure, to be fully utilised against anyone that disturbs you, my sweet children. And speaking of vigilance . . .
Every Councillor needs their group, a posse with which to keep eyes and ears all over the RMB. They need the trust of the community if they want to be kept abreast of all the goings on. As a member of the Geriatric League, I have the full resources of curmudgeonly old-timers with nothing better to do with their lives. As a long-time Councillor, I have connections with many former Councillors. And as a prominent member of TSP's thriving black market blackmailing and bribery rings, I have unparalleled to our Delegate Beepee and your Supreme Leader Amerion.
Councillors live and die by their ability to work together with their fellow Councillors. After five terms serving alongside various players whose views have at times been extremely close and extremely incongruous with my own, I have long since demonstrated my ability to work civilly with anyone who happens to serve alongside me. No matter who sits on the Council, I will work in earnest with them to create a beautiful future for all TSPers.
No matter what, you people keep pulling me back. This community has engendered the strangest sense of familiarity with me and I cannot thank you all enough for that. No matter how many times I must step down due to term limits, I will always come back for you. It is not often that Councillors disappear during their terms, but it has happened; you will never have to wonder where I am (it's likely right behind you with a knife).
I can be vindictive.
Cruel.
Monstrous.
We have many kind people running for Local Council, and many of them are truly delightful people. However, every Council needs someone who will suppress what needs to be suppressed without hesitation. Someone who will bring down the wrath of the CRS or Mods when it is necessary. Someone who will brook no disrespect from trolls or any other manner of spammer or vagrant that comes across our board. Drystar has served that roll admirably in my absence, but there is only one woman that can do what I do: me.
My one vice is the poll, that most beloved of TSP natural features. Effortlessly eclectic, my large catalogue of more than 200 TSP polls are available to you, and I intend in my next term to expand that to give you all more content and more choices! Never shall the polls go empty with Auphelia back on the Council, with all of the polling powers that come with it.
So when it comes time to vote in the upcoming elections . . .
Beepee, Purple Hyacinth, Pagrosse, and Klysevia
Oh? You want to sing songs and promote yourself? TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!
There was a Slab Soldier
In the heart of TSP
Stolen from Google Chrome, brought to TSP
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
I mean it, when I analyze the stench
To me, it makes a lot of sense
How the Concrete Rasta was the Slab Soldier
And he was taken from Google Chrome, brought to TSP
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Said he was a Slab Soldier, Concrete Rasta
Slab Soldier, in the heart of TSP
If you know your history
Then you would know where you coming from
Then you wouldn't have to ask me
Who the heck do I think I am
I'm just a Slab Soldier
In the heart of TSP
Stolen from Google Chrome, brought to TSP
Said he was fighting on arrival
Fighting for survival
Said he was a Slab Soldier
Win the war for TSP
Said he, woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo
Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo
Slab Soldier, troddin' through the land woah
Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand
Troddin' through the land, yeah, yeah
Said he was a Slab Soldier
Win the war for TSP
Slab Soldier, Concrete Rasta
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Driven from the mainland
To the heart of the TNP
Singing, woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo
Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo
Troddin' through The Pacifics
In the arms of TSP
Troddin' through Psomewhere, a Slab Soldier
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Slab Soldier, Concrete Rasta
Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo
Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo
So, I have no clue on how to format, and with five AP exams on the way, I don't have much time either. Y'all already know me and if you don't, well, I'm literally just a piece of concrete.
I've served on the LC three times and, for the most part, performed my duty admirably. The biggest thing I can offer is experience and the knowledge of how to use a suppression shield. People say the best way to learn is through mistakes, and I've definitely made my fair share of those. I think my good friend Vola puts my feelings in better words than I can.
I also like to think my acceptance into the Coral Guard proves that the region has forgiven me, and it's been an honor to be a pillar of our democracy for these months. I'm a relatively young nation, just turned three in January, but I'm confident that after everything I've been through, I finally have what it takes to be a stellar LC.
There's not really many "positions" an LC can go for. Of course, there's the age old "I'll make there be more roleplay," but that never works out. I'm a fan of double posting, but won't hesitate to uphold the law. So if you maybe wanna see that changed, I'm your sentient building material. I also really love polls and will make sure there's never a period without one.
There sure are a lot of candidates this time around so I hope you'll consider voting for me! If you have any questions, just let me know. Love ya!
Also please leave an upvote cause numbers make dopamine go brrrrrrrr.
Edit 1: Oh, uh, I guess I should include some stuff I've done besides be a Local Councillor so people don't think I'm just some bum.
Let's see. I've been a Legislator for a few years, I was TSP's ambassador to The Rejected Realms once, I've written two General Assembly resolutions and one Security Council Resolution, and I like to think that I'm partially responsible for jumpstarting the World Assembly programs here! It used to just be me posting recommendations on the forum lol. Big shoutout to OWL and all it's members! :D
Edit 2: Stickmin made this epic song
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*Mario sobs, his voice filled with despair and horrible, unending sadness.*
"I have a question.
For God.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!!!"
Why indeed, Mario.
Bnia, Unojo, Pagrosse, and Klysevia
Ahhhhhhhh.. elections and an extra hour in bed this morning. I think this'll be a great day!
Si-topia, Auphelia, Melicorium, Pagrosse, and 1 otherKlysevia
I do agree that we should vote 4 Cement Slate po, but what's wrong with puppy kicking?
It is the best way to tenderize the meat po!
Volaworand, Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Pagrosse, and 1 otherKlysevia
That's not good for the brand don't say that out loud!
Volaworand, Melicorium, and Pagrosse
I had a dream of seeing the perfect LC get elected! An LC without spammy polls or an RMB secret police preventing the free flow of conversation! An LC that doesn't kick puppies or insult you when you say hi! And I saw the announcement of who won, and it looked like this:
|====================| |LC APRIL-AUGUST 2021| |====================| | CONCRETE SLAB | | SI-TOPIA | | MELICORIUM | |====================|
Let's make this dream a reality!
Sponsored by the Auphelia Stinks PAC
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, and Pagrosse
Volaworand alone is a one-penguin army.
Volaworand, Melicorium, Pagrosse, and Klysevia
Post self-deleted by Klysevia.
I had my money on someone pinging Volaworand, I just wasn't sure who...
Melicorium, Unojo, and Pagrosse
I find the current LC polling very surprising. While I was going to vote for Concrete Slab either way-- as I said earlier, he genuinely goes out of his way to be helpful-- I actually assumed that the fix was in and that someone else would simply win 40-1 as a fait accompli, justifying it as a defense against raiders or something. And that may still happen, but the fact that it hasn't happened yet is encouraging to me as a new player.
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Pagrosse, and Klysevia
You do know that Auphelia also trusts Si-Topia, right?
Concrete Slab, Pagrosse, and Klysevia
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