The State of Aigetaec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.777 billion Aigetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Aigetaecian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,323 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,352 per year while the poor average 2,112, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aigetaec's national animal is the deer.

Aigetaec is ranked 288,794^th in the world and 8^th in Rabat for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.34 law-abiding acts per hour.