The Free Land of Akeland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by a benevolent artificial intelligence with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.785 billion Akelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parankuu. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Akelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,929 trillion Elekas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,242 Elekas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", nude art is becoming wildly popular, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is totally unknown. Akeland's national animal is the slowworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Akeland is ranked 541^st in the world and 3^rd in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 19,295 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.