The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Fomonc Adavar Conog with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.111 billion Clial have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 5,480 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,156 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, and the government is full of big cheese. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 3,809^th in the world and 29^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 178,817.77 Standard Monetary Units.