The Intellectual Empire of Awesomepotomia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Extraordinaire with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.249 billion Awesomepotomiens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mont Blanc. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomepotomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,252 trillion Phantom Owl Dubloons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 397,410 Phantom Owl Dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Awesomepotomian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, contestants on Awesomepotomia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Awesomepotomia's national animal is the Awesomepotomian Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Snow Leopard.

Awesomepotomia is ranked 1,176^th in the world and 11^th in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 58.87 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.