The Queen's State of Berbera is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.146 billion Berberans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Berberan economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 40,728 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,700 per year while the poor average 2,796, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The Governor's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Berbera's national animal is the deer and its national religion is none.

Berbera is ranked 287,227^th in the world and 5^th in Algiers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.33 law-abiding acts per hour.