The Most Serene Republic of Blaabaerby is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 483 million Blaabaerbyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blaabaerby By. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Blaabaerbyian economy, worth 30.3 trillion kroner a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,774 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blaabaerby's national animal is the Pallas’s cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blaabaerby is ranked 75,149^th in the world and 382^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 127.86 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.