The Proletarian Republic of Darkwoke is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.793 billion wokes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Critique of Political Economy. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient woke economy, worth 252 trillion kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,665 kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Darkwoke's national animal is the white-throated dipper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Darkwoke is ranked 320,263^rd in the world and 489^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.