The Confederation of Blauhaven is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Federal Council of Blauhaven with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.444 billion Blauhavenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prissavik. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blauhavenian economy, worth 226 trillion Blauhaven Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 156,509 Blauhaven Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Blauhavenian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, it's never "just a game" with Blauhavenian sports fans, and if a tree falls in the forest there is no sound except a cash register ringing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blauhaven's national animal is the Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blauhaven is ranked 29,624^th in the world and 21^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,339.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.